06-12-2005, 02:19 AM
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رقم العضوية : 2062
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تاريخ التسجيل : Jun 2005
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أخر زيارة : 11-06-2007 (12:27 PM)
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لوني المفضل : Cadetblue
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أخرة الزواج من مبرمج منقول
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Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear..... I'm logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found....
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters....
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband  ata type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use .... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband :Unknown Virus[/align]
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